√ CAPTION FOR INSTAGRAM SELFIE 2019

Cute caption for instagram selfie

1. "I woke up like this."
2. "Crazy hair, don't care."
3. "Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless."
4. "Coffee and confidence."
5. "Fresh out of the shower, no makeup on."
6. "May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even."
7. "Maybe she’s born with it.."
8. "Salty BUT sweet."
9. "It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am."
10. "Self love is the best love."
11. "As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."
12. "Be a stiletto in a room full of flats."
13. "Smile big, laugh often"
14. "Some days you just have to create your own sunshine."
15. "Being happy never goes out of style."

Funny selfie captions

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Maybe she’s born with it...maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

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Reality called, so I hung up.

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When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.

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But first, let me take a selfie.

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Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

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If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

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I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

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Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.

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There is no we in food.

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You’re one in a melon.

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We go together like cupcakes and frosting.

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You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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At least my pizza still loves me.

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Yea, dating is cool. But, have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

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Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.

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I’m nicer when I like my outfit.

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Glitter is always an option.

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Caring doesn’t really go with my outfit.

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People will stare. Make it worth their while.

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Too glam to give a damn.

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My fave part of this outfit is the invisible crown.

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Caption about smile

• They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.
• Live more, worry less.
• You have to believe the changes you've already made.
• Life is way too short for bad vibes.
• Don’t dream of it. Train for it.
• The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
• Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost.
• "I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down. — "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera
• "With your phone out, gotta hit them angles. With your phone out, snappin' like you Fabo. And you showin' off, but it's alright. It's a short life." — "Nice for What" by Drake
• "Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” — "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift
• "Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else. — "Love Myself" by Hailee Steinfeld
• "No scars to your beautiful. We’re stars and we’re beautiful. — "Scars to Your Beautiful" by Alessia Cara
• "When it comes to me I wouldn't wanna be anybody else. — "Who Says" by Selena Gomez & The Scene
• "We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still." — "Crooked Smile" by J. Col
• I never let my best friend do stupid things… alone
• Life’s too short and so are we
• You’re the Betty to my Veronica (or vice versa)
• Always better together xx
• We do a thing called what we want
• Very pretty and we sure know how to run things

Caption friendship

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We only roll with goddesses

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Victoria’s Secret models, we comin’ for your careers

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We don’t see any competition

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Real queens fix each other’s crowns

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The sunshines of my life

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We all scream for ice cream

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We create our own sunshine

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We shore do love each other

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Future’s so bright we need shades

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See you on the next wave

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These are the days that we live for

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High tides & summer vibes

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Beach days always

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Ocean air, salty hair

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Girls just wanna have sun

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Suns out, buns out

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Stay wavy, baby

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Just keep swimming...

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We got our pockets full of sunshine

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Serving mermaid realness.

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Summer nights 'n' city lights

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Seas the day

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Pizza and you are all I need

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To the 🌙 and back

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On our worst behavior

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Ain’t McDonald’s but you lovin’ it

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Let’s wander

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We find comfort in the chaos

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The bags under our eyes are Gucci

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They’re lactose intolerant so we had to cheese on ‘em

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It is what it is, we still slayin’

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Reality called, school’s back, so we hung up

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And so the adventure begins…

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You CAN sit with us

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Bienvenue au paradis (welcome to paradise)

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We told you the world was ours.

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Caption about life

• Being so bad, got us feelin’ so good
• Friends who slay together, stay together
• Too glam to give a damn
• Wonderfully made... And I’m not just talking about our outfits ;)
• She been breaking hearts since *year your BFF was born in* 🌹 ✨
• Life’s better when you’re *your BFF’s age* 😇 happy birthday sister
• Chin up darling, your tiara’s falling 👑 it’s your *your BFF’s age* birthday xo
• Another year down, so many more with you to go. Happy birthday to my other half
• What made you fall for him? He never asked me to justify my past.
• So Please, hold me close and make all this pain go away.
• You can’t make them love you. They either do or they don’t. Recognize the difference and proceed accordingly.
• When God gives you a “No,” give him a “Thank you.” He was protecting you from less than his best.
• Sometimes what you want doesn’t deserve you.
• Don’t let people know too much about you.
• Sometimes we have to let go of what’s killing us, even if it’s killing us to let go.
• It’s easy to stand with the crowd. It takes courage to stand alone.
• You know you are happy when you catch yourself smiling even when no one is around.
• I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone.
• I cannot see heaven being much better than this.
• Sometimes the nightmares we face are the dreams we used to chase.
• I’ve been alone since day one. Silly me for thinking something meant to be could change.
• Heaven in her eyes, hell behind mine.
• And tonight I will fall asleep with you in my heart.
• You can’t rush something you want to last forever.
• People cry not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
• Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.
• The only person you need in life is the person who proves they need you in theirs.
• People fuck with your feelings until you have no more feelings.

Caption for selfie girl

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No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.

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Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?

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If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.

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I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did.

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If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.

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I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

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I swearI’mm nice girl until you do something that pisses me off.. then the bitch will come out to play.

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I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” fight daily, still can’t live without each other.

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Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.

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My biggest problem? I notice everything.

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It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.

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I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.

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I’m a good person. But don’t give me a reason to show you my evil side.

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Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.

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There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First, we don’t know them. Second, we know them.

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Be careful who you push away. Some of us don’t come back.

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Some people are not your friend, they are just scared to be your enemy.

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It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

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When you actually matter to a person, they’ll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.

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Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.

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You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.

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Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.

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Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.

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But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.

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She says nothing when she wants to say everything.

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You can’t just come into someone’s life, make them special and then leave.

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One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.

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I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care

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who likes it and who doesn’t.

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The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

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Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.

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I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.

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Women drivers rev my engine

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I like foodies

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Hey, I just met you, this is crazy

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At least this balloon is attracted to me!

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I must destroy you with hugs and kisses

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Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

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I woke up like this

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If we could only turn back time…

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Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

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Beauty is power, a smile is its sword

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My autobiography is this

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Last day of class

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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Chilling like a gangster.

Caption motivational

1. You never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
2. Some beautiful paths cant be discovered without getting lost.
3. If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.
4. Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
5. Don’t be afraid of death. be afraid of non-lived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.
6. When you love what you have everything you need.
7. Life is short there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
8. Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your emotions.
9. Sometimes you have to go up really high to understand how small you really are.
10. All I have ever wanted to be is who I am becoming.
11. Just smile and say I’m fine because nobody really cares.
12. Never waste an opportunity just because you’re shy.
13. Be proud of who you are and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.
14. I don’t really know why I’m still hoping.
15. I deserve an award for being way too nice to people who surely don’t deserve.
16. Why does everything in my life have to be so complicated?
17. I hate fighting with the one person who makes me smile the most.
18. The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends.
19. I just need one person. To never give up on me. Just one.
20. Sometimes the love of your life comes after the mistake of your life.

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